Denzel Washington could be home getting cozy in his footie pajamas, but by some wild twist of fate, he ended up at the Golden Globes.

Here, readers, is the face of a man who is staring into a black hole. He cannot hear Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman's banter, only the screaming coming from somewhere within.

Your existential terror, sir, is a mirror reflecting our broken world.

Washington is nominated for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama for his spectacular work in Fences.

Hopefully he will be returning to the ceremony this time next year for his devastating role as a man who just barely won his fight to sit upright through three hours of Jimmy Fallon's jokes.